We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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