i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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