Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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