gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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