doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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