How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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