dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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