if only i could text you this smell
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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