you're like a bully in the Christmas story
thus making me awesome and them whores
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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