Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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