i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Terrible idea I love it
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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