"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Mom said you looked used
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm really busy with my period
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