But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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