oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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