Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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