brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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