can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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