one might say we're banned from that church
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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