i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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