So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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