i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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