Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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