what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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