hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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