I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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