Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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