Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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