kristin has been a bad kristin
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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