And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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