i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
