the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up under a house in Key West
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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