She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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