Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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