I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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