what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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