Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You ruined the universe
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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