just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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