I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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