He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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