VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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