Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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