Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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