Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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