Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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