Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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