So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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