Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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