Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
