the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Randomize
