Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she told me i tasted like america
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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