I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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