Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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